i can't lie -- i'm an obama man through and through. but one thing is for sure: no matter who you choose, if you don't vote this election you are a dumbass.

there's too much at stake here to not have an opinion man

you gotta get out and vote and be as badass as mccain and obama

did you watch the alfred e. smith dinner last night? their monologues were tiiiiight! i think we needed to see the candidates lighten the mood a little before going back to the fight.

until we can have co-presidents, we gotta choose one, so let's do this right america