let's put partisanship aside gentlemen. sometimes, when you get tricked into an unofficial "fourth presidential debate," you end up in some guy's scary garage who wants you to deathmatch for his twisted amusement.

for the fourth debate, i hope that both mccain and obama can set aside their differences and bust some ass american-style

let's look at the contenders

mccain: he's got a maverick right hook and his time as a pow has honed his dirty fighting skills into barroom splendor

obama: the perfection of a scalpel, when the other dude's swingin a hatchet. like a ju-jitsu master he lets the opponent wear himself down until victory is inevitable

scary garage pervert: this fat s.o.b. thinks he can kidnap two presidential candidates and get away with it in his private gladiatorial dungeon that his wife doesn't know about. this guy's got a serious lesson comin' to him, bros

stay tuned