vote for obama if you like terror, dudes

pretty self-evident if you ask me. it doesn't matter if mccain was involved in the keating five, has flipped on a ton of positions since the campaign began, and chose a milf with no qualifications to succeed him when he inevitably dies of extreme old age in office. he's the obvious choice because obama is a terrorist. no wonder mccain wouldn't even look him in the eye during the debates. he was looking for secret liberal plans to destroy civilization by letting guys get married

look out! whew, that was close. i thought i saw obama holding an o-bomb-ah. hey, i wonder if anyone's done that before! obama is all different-looking and sometimes it gets scary. am i looking at an election or one of those novelty al qaeda playing cards decks? obama -- more like osama, right? that is indelible, guys

one thing is for sure: if i'm ever in a debate and i get a question i don't like, i'm gonna wink at the camera and say "i'm going to answer your question by changing the subject: bullfrogs." talk about maverick six-pack joes

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don't worry republicans: tomorrow i reverse the sarcasm and do the against same thing against obama