i just had a great idea, you guys! if you buy the chainsawsuit book you have a couple options:

regular. i sign it, i mail it, you get it. you're in and out. easy peasy.
artist edition. for five bucks i draw a character inside next to my hancock. the popular ones have been famous chef and lazy cat.

but what if i did something so radical that it changed the face of the internet forever

i've been making original art available for the last week or so, so how about i draw an original chainsawsuit for you? you can either request a redo of a chainsawsuit you like, or i'll do a brand-new one for you that won't appear on the site! there's even a space to give me a topic.